After a long day of Harkposting on social media, Andrew decided to take a nice evening stroll down the street. Of course, he made sure to bring his favourite pair of knock off air pods so that he could jam out to Playboi Carti’s Die Lit for the 60 000 000th time. The album brought him so much serenity. Andrew’s mind was at peace and he felt enlightened when Carti’s elusive mumble language tickled his ears. However, Carti’s vocal energy had too much influence on Andrew and set him in a trance. It was then that disaster struck. Andrew did not notice but he was in the middle of the street. At the same time, Denzel Curry who had just finished playing a venue in the city decided to take a tour of the West Island and test out his new wip. Driving at almost 150 km an hour, he was speeding on the road and did not notice Andrew vibing in the distance until it was too late. ‘’Yo Andrew look out’’ Denzel screamed, but it was pointless as he could not hear him. His music was at max volume. Sadly, the car struck Andrew and he was no more. In the end, his death was indeed lit.
Originally Published on www.bandersnatch.ca Vol.49 Issue 14 on April 29th, 2020