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Answer my questions, for heaven’s sake, I’m beggin’!
Is this a continuation of Entertainment with Andrew Wood,
He who dreams of movies aired in Hollywood?
Or is this an entirely different section
One that carries a theme like spreading infection?
Why this must be none other than Slanderbatch, it has finally arrived!
But not without making the entire production staff sleep deprived!
But why, if I may ask, are the pages yellow and red?
I ask myself if everyone should get an equal portion of bread.
I hear the sound of a revolution coming this way,
And I think it’s Karl Marx coming to rue the day!
Originally Published in Bandersnatch Vol. 48 Issue 06 on November 21th, 2018