Ask Alice

Hey Alice! I’m like, super-duper confused by the bathroom situation? like, can you explain..?

To be honest, I’m as confused about the bathrooms as I was in 8th grade about myself. What I can tell you though is that the basement ones are fully functional if you like them not having an entrance door and lacking mirrors! Despite all the rumours going around look out for those signs, these bathrooms are not gender neutral! All the perfect things in life eh? The rest of them will hopefully be up and running by the end of 2017.

Alice? I heard Abbott has a variety show, how can I join?

Well you, hopefully you aren’t scared of stages! All you have to do is show up to the auditions (which you can find on the Omnivox portal) and impress the people! Then there are all the practices and blah blah blah that comes with it if you are selected. Hopefully you are good enough for them and I wish you luck, somewhat, I guess.


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