Alice, I have question about sex and sexuality and all that good stuff… Who could I ask?
That’s perfect because fun can’t be spelled without FN which stands for nothing so if you have nothing, you ain’t getting any! There is a dedicated day for sexual health and it’s on November 9th in the Agora! You can come by and ask tons of questions and get lots of info!
Bae, Alice my darling, what is life?
Life, basically, is like a pecan pie, which I can’t have so I take chocolate cake. Everyone is different and sometimes it’s for the best and other times it’s just “meh”. Keep on shinning though, be special, be unique, and be amazing because nobody wants to be carrot cake.