Ask the Mad Hatter

How do I make friends at work?

Oh! I can tell you! A very simple explanation from the O Hat-ly One. Yes indeed! A fine cup of tea is the solution to most problems, if not all of them! The recipe to a perfect brew of tea is simple! Entirely simple!

Step One: Pour the tea.

That’s it! You’re done! It’s as easy as that. The next part is much trickier, where you tie them down with long sheets of Velcro and pour the steaming hot mixture down their throats. Oh yes, indeed!