Hello ladies and gents! Just thought it was about time that I update you guys on the crazy sweater versus hoodie debate. Let me tell you, it did not end the way I thought it would. My concerns over the dictatorship of our Editor-in-Chief, Max, and the lack of democracy over this decision was finally put to rest.
After posting my concerns, our amazing Assistant Editor-in-Chief, Connor, sent out a survey to all Bander members. This survey allowed us to choose for ourselves whether we wanted to get a sweater or hoodie of any colour of our choosing. To clarify, this was not a vote. There were no compromises. We just got to choose for ourselves a better “democratic” system! Even better, the price went down drastically from our expectations, which is great considering there was no way the College was covering it… Even my non-materialistic self ended up getting it.
So there you have it, Bander’s dilemna was finally solved; the friendships that broke were now reforming; and Max is now regaining his respect as a democratic leader. Everyone is calm.
Originally published in Bandersnatch Vol. 47 Issue 11 on March 28, 2018