Costumes on a Time Crunch

Thing 1 and Thing 2
13 days ‘til Halloween
Time spent: 3 hours I’ll never get back
Cost: about 20$ depending on price of fabric.

Bank Robber
Halloween Morning
Time spent: as long as it takes to find these items in the black hole you call a closet.

French Toast
Halloween Morning
Time spent: 40 minutes because you burnt the toast 10 times.

One Night Stand
3 days ‘til Halloween
Time spent: 4 hours, glue takes hella long to dry
Cost: very little if you find most of the items hanging around your home.