Hot Takes

Don’t @ me, you know they’re true

Andrew Wood
Entertainment Editor


“The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie in the entire Skywalker Saga.”

“Like it or not…Michael Bay is an artist.”

“People who belittle pineapple on pizza are cowards who haven’t tried it.”

“Music is just wiggly air.”

“Mumble rap is the rawest form of self-expression.”

“FILA Disruptors are actually fire.”

“Nickleback isn’t bad they’re just generic.”

“People complain about Disney being an empire but still give them money.”

Originally Published in Bandersnatch Vol.49 Issue 08 on January 29th, 2020