ARIES (Mar. 21-April 19): You may feel as though your tongue has been awfully slippery lately and that you cannot control what you say. This is because your tongue is on the floor in the middle of the hallway and people are slipping on it. Without a tongue, control of your speech may be difficult. It might be a good idea to pick up your tongue, then give it a good wash before replacing it, and take better care of your possessions in the future.Read more
ARIES (Mar. 21-April 19): This week, you may find yourself constantly trumped by a close rival, making you feel like you can’t hold a candle to them. Well, you’d be right. You can’t hold a candle up to someone; it’s very impolite and dangerous. You could drop it and burn them, so stop trying.Read more
The Truth Will Set You FreeRead more
LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):
Recently, you’ve been very hard on yourself. Well it’s time to change! Tell yourself to lay off yourself! TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE A PROUD OF THE WAY THAT YOU ARE AND THAT IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.