Image Source: Susan Liu

Kyle McRae

Three urinals
Of which only two are used
For fear of disrupting
Thine celestial flow
A pair of red doors!
Only one can be opened
Causing horrible traffic jams
Like those on your commute
Advocating for compost,
Yet having few brown bins,
Forcing us to prepare for a journey
To the faraway land of Stewart
No library!
Nowhere to study!
What shall I do?
Well, why not use the Bandersnatch room?

Originally Published in Bandersnatch Vol.49 Issue 07 on December 4th, 2019