Ask Alan

By Alan
Duh.

My teacher and I are lowkey seeing each other and I don’t know what I’d do if someone found out; any ideas

Well first you’ll have to make sure that the wife is still in the picture. That is very important (#MajorKey). You will also want to make sure to be needy as can be as that will ensure he stays with you. Oh wait, sorry, I was thinking of the movie Gone Girl. You shouldn’t be allowing yourself to give so much power to someone. He’s a teacher, you’re a student, who do you think they’ll trust? There’s no good or bad way to deal with it, but there is an ethical way. Don’t pull a Pretty Little Liars here, be smarter. Y’all better not be nasty, yah nasties.