by Bilal Ilyas
1. You become broke after buying too many pairs of J’s.
2. You spend so much money on cleaning products that you become too broke to afford more shoes.
3. Constant fear of people stepping on your fresh kicks.
4. You’re scared of seeing copy cats when they wear the same J’s as you.
5. People can jump you to steal your fire kicks.
1. You have a fire collection of J’s.
2. You don’t need to worry about which shoes to wear each day.
3. People will compliment you all the time for having fire kicks.
4. You get honeys with them J’s.
5. Most importantly, you have swag when you are a sneakerhead.