The Official Vandersnatch Newspaper.
Now with a name that’s ten times more exotic!
Remember that lame school newspaper known as Bandersnatch? You will be happy to hear that we have officially rebranded as “the leading independent digital media company delivering news and entertainment to hundreds of millions of people around the world”!
Starting today, you will be able to find the Vandersnatch newspaper in the hallways of John Abbott as well on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, Google+, Pinterest, Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan, 9gag, LinkedIn, Baidu Tieba, and more!
We have all of the most mainstream news for millennials, such as top ten lists, top ten lists, top ten lists, fake news, pictures of cute animals, and top ten lists!
Once you start reading, you will not be able to put us down! Literally! We will not let you. Every single one of our articles are designed to be open-ended so that you will want to
We are the number one source of all the hippest new lingo kids are using these days. I would say dab, yo, but that would be too cringy. We all know that, when the ting went quackquack-quack, you man were ducking. You were low-key loving it, but it would be totally savage if you did, hence why you are afraid of people being extra salty.
Now, I want you to Pokemon Go To The Polls, and rank us as your number one news source. Do not
forget to like, subscribe, follow, comment, share, add us on social media, and look forward to our next issues!
We need that advertising revenue.
Originally Published in Bandersnatch Vol. 47 Issue 6 on November 22, 2017