Video Games = 666

Justice Sawyer
Contributor

Social reformer, political activist, challenging philosopher and revolutionary feminist critic of the vile, disgusting, hate inducing video game propaganda machine: Anita Sarkeesian. She is exactly what the uncivilized, barbaric video game “industry” needs. As any open-minded person is already most certainly aware, Anita Sarkeesian is a social fighter that is changing the world as we know it. Using her progressive, intellectual internet series, “Video Game Tropes Against Women”, Anita exposes that video games were literally designed for the sole purpose of spreading hate towards women. This extraordinary thinker has demonstrated that GTA V, a murder and drug-dealing simulator, actually allows players the choice to kill both men and women! How dare they let you kill digital women! Patriarchy! I am personally, and even impersonally, terribly offended by this evil message to our babies. Some people have argued that it is parents’ responsibility to make sure infants and toddlers don’t play adult games, but some people are stupid. I thought games I purchased like Assassin’s Creed, Mortal Kombat, Killburst and War-Murder Face would be charming family educative experiences. How shocked was I to find my 4-year old playing games used by the Patriarchy to condition our youth into becoming murderers and killers. Anita is literally the only force on Earth that can protect my kids from these cruel torture tools known as “video games”. Anita is putting her life on the line! What did Gandhi do, huh?! He was a man and probably just part of the Patriarchy; he never sacrificed anything. Anita’s life is in danger EVERY SINGLE MOMENT! She is braver than him. If you disagree with her, you are clearly an Agent of the Patriarchy that is destroying the lives of my children and my dead grandparents!