Andrea Sanchez

Sustainability Editor

It was the worst day of the week… Wednesday.

Andrea was trying to come up with a sustainability article to fill her section because no one ever writes about sustainability. Desperate for ideas, she decided to get herself caffeinated. She had only had five coffees that day, which was clearly not enough for a Wednesday.

Just as she finished a double shot of espresso, the most genius idea for an article struck her. Fueled by caffeine and pure inspiration, she ran to the club room to write. However, before she could figure out how to use the computer she had avoided learning all semester, the caffeine spike made her heart stop.

She died right before she could write her brilliant, revolutionary article. And thus, her coffee overdose deprived the world of one last impactful sustainability piece.