Anisa Hashemi

Arts Editor

This just in folks, just as she finished her article expressing her love for Monet, Anisa Hashemi, Arts Editor of Bandersnatch, had a heart attack.

Experts suspect the cause of this 18 year old Arts and Sciences student’s sudden death to be an excessive amount of joy from petting all three of her cats at once. Ah, another one lost to the deadliest form of love…

A less trusted expert also claims that the heart failure may be due to the excessive stress and frustration levels felt by the victim as she attempted to complete her IA project — those who know, know. I guess we can all learn from her and NOT commit to a professional level carpentry project with absolutely NO KNOWLEDGE OR EXPERIENCE, just because there is a 4 minute tutorial video on YouTube. Anisa’s family even stated that she spent 5 hours calculating measurements and conducting simple third grade-level arithmetic only to mistakenly buy a 4″x8″ plywood that had no hope of fitting into the car… We lost a good one today, folks. One who could ace calculus, but fail at inch to cm conversions…